Cream Cheese

Cream Cheese is a castaway from Survivor: Charleston and Survivor: Cape Canaveral (All-Stars).

Survivor: Charleston
Name (Age, Pronouns): Cream Cheese (15, He/Him)

Tribe Designation: North Tribe

Who would you want to be on a tribe with the most and the least: I hope to see Tree on by tribe because he said Ace was his favorite from Gabon so he clearly has taste. I am interested in working with Donut as his name is also food, but he worries me because he is clearly here to play the game so I hope to align with him. TJ seems lame

Survivor: Cape Canaveral (All-Stars)
Name (Age, Pronouns): Cream Cheese (??, He/Him)

Tribe Designation: Apollo

Current Residence: United States of America

Applicant most intimidated to play with: I am scared by a lot of people. Julia and Lee scare me as very social players, which worries me because I am not a super social person (thought I’ll be changing that this season). From what I’m hearing Sophixx can play from the bottom very well, and she’s also a bit of an unknown variable. Asaf worries me a bit because he’s a chaotic Israeli. Does Bagels want revenge for Oreovivor? You’d think some of the big name players like dan or John or Benjamin would get me nervous, but I feel like Dan probably still sees me as silly young kid who’ll fall for the Dan charm. And John has always been super nice to me, and I feel like if I’m social enough, he’ll want to keep me around. Benjamin is super social, which also scares me So I guess I’m just scared by the social players.

Applicant with the highest chance of first boot: Yikes, ummmm. A few names come to mind. Donuts. Bryce. Bagels. I think it’ll take a vote or two before the big guns get taken out and some of the strong players get targeted for being threats.

3 applicants you do want on your tribe: Oh boy. If the children are targeted early, I would love to have Donuts on my tribe. I think he’d align with me, and he’s kinda a premerge shield. Get blaze on my tribe. He’s a cool dude, we are both similar in age, and we both got 2nd. I also believe that Wes would be very willing to work with me, so that’s would be cool. Iceland redemption. Hopefully he won’t flip on my ass this time around.

3 applicants you do NOT want on your tribe: Lukas. We played together in Iceland, and we both spent the entire game on opposite sides bullshitting eachother. He voted for me 3 times during Iceland, and he clearly doesn’t trust me. I have severe doubts that’ll change. I’m not sure what my relationship with Tree is. I didn’t vote him out. We are both part of chess.com gang. (Bagels, tree, donuts, angel, and oka are all apart of it, and I’m just a friend of the club? I’m not sure). But also, me and Tree have been competing a bit for all stars in the spec lounge. People might see me and Tree as being close? Which isn’t good. My read with Tree is very unstable, I have no idea where he lands and whether or not he wants to work with me. Another person I might not want on my tribe is bagels. Him and I made a deep run together before I cut him at F4 in Oreovivor. We had also been allies in Iceland until he was swap screwed. Bagels and I work really well together, but my fear is that either he wants revenge, or that he will be targeted early on which could possibly leave me on the outs. Also, if he makes jury and I make FTC he is gonna poison the whole jury against me because he wants me to get 2nd. That being said, I think bagels will trust me so idk. There aren’t many people I want or don’t want on my tribe. I’m just gonna take what I can get, and works with it.

Real life All-Star your pre-season reputation most similar to: Boston Rob. I didn’t make a huge impact on my season compared to the people like lee and Jersey dan, and I’m entering all stars underestimated. It is then, where I will find my future wife? I’m leaning towards not finding future wife but who knows. Anyways, I dominate the season and become the big bad villain where I get 2nd. Because I’m Cream Cheese. It’s what I do.

Applicant besides yourself with the best shot at winning: If I don’t win all stars, then crown BENJAMIN the winner of Survivor: Cape Canaveral. Mark my words.

5 applicants cut from the cast: I’m gonna not put myself to try and boost my confidence. I’d say Donuts is one who has a good chance of being cut since I don’t think he’ll win, and he’s not exactly a very strategic or social person. He’s a donut. Donuts also won’t make it far if Dan is on the season which feels like a guarantee. I’ll also say Tree because 6 Charleston’s might be too much. And Lee Dan Benjamin Mark were pretty big characters on our season. (Like I said this is based off if I was a lock so I’m not including myself). Then maybe one of of the NYCs, probably Aiden or Kaleb. I’m leaning towards Aiden, but I don’t know a lot about those two. Then maybe Tobias, he wasn’t the biggest personality in NOLA. And lastly, one of Alex or Oreo? I’ll guess Oreo.

Do you think your reputation of a runner up will help or hurt you with this cast?: I think my runner up reputation might lead to my name being brought up at the first vote or two. Once it becomes late game, it’ll likely keep me safer. No one could expect me to win an FTC. Tbh, I don’t think it’ll affect me a lot in the grand scheme of things.

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